Die Hipster!

That's not an order, it's a game. Honest.

It's pretty funny too. I guess:
http://www.thathipster.com

UPDATE.
I almost urge you not to play this now. If only for the sake of your own sanity. The controls are terrible, the game is confusing and the music is driving me insane. 'Die Hipster' is only really redeemed by the tweets your character sends as he's standing idle. If you DO play it though, check the LED display in the Hall of Legends (or whatever they call it) if you get stuck. Just a little hint. OH, and the instructional images in the first section should ALL be useful, including the last.

I did find this looking for a walkthrough, so not all is lost:

Yes I looked for a walkthrough. Wanted to know just how much was left to play. DON'T JUDGE ME